pre-funding desk sheet

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2026-08-25 17:24 UTC · 55 liquid perps · funding prints in 156 min

1. The coin is currently in a state of high volatility and upward trend. 2. The "VOL_DEAD" chip has historically performed the worst on the book with a net R of -0.2035. 3. A cost grade of "D" means trading this coin is expensive. 4. Before trading, check the exchange for any negative funding rates. 5. The book does not know the coin's potential for sudden volume spikes.

2026-08-25 · written by openrouter/gemini-flash-lite from the tables below · prose about numbers, not a forecast

Descriptions of market state and what followed similar states on our own book. No direction is implied. The book's entries measured as a coin flip; the only robust finding is that quiet coins cost more to trade than hot ones.

movers · 24h

ONG+33.8%A · 0.03Rhot · range top · rsi high

VELVET-23.9%A · 0.03Rhot · range top · rsi high

STORJ-18.8%A · 0.06Rfund neg · vol dead · range bottom

ZRO+17.8%C · 0.11Rvol dead · range bottom · moved 24h

STX+15.1%A · 0.05Rhot · trend · moved 24h

CASHCAT+13.0%—

KORU+8.8%—

TRUMP-7.9%D · 0.22Rquiet · vol dead · trend

LIT+5.6%B · 0.07Rtrend · moved 24h

VIRTUAL-4.9%A · 0.05Rhot · vol spike · rsi high

tags that fired · 24h · record on the book after fees

trending34×n=53676 · -0.119R · hit 45%

moved >5% today28×n=43132 · -0.063R · hit 46%

funding negative20×n=24083 · -0.132R · hit 43%

volume dead18×n=27918 · -0.203R · hit 43%

hot12×n=14516 · -0.059R · hit 46%

quiet11×n=38536 · -0.231R · hit 42%

volume spike10×n=18098 · -0.069R · hit 46%

at range top8×n=12747 · -0.094R · hit 47%

every rule and record →

funding · highest (longs paying)

CASHCAT+0.1520%/8h—

ONG+0.0239%/8hA · 0.03Rhot · range top · rsi high

XAG+0.0170%/8h—

SKHY+0.0126%/8h—

ZEC+0.0100%/8hB · 0.06Rfund hot · trend · moved 24h

1000PEPE+0.0100%/8hD · 0.30Rquiet · vol dead · rsi low

funding · lowest (shorts paying)

STORJ-1.7819%/8hA · 0.06Rfund neg · vol dead · range bottom

SKHYNIX-0.0623%/8h—

INJ-0.0202%/8hB · 0.08Rrange top · rsi high · trend

TRUMP-0.0166%/8hD · 0.22Rquiet · vol dead · trend

WLD-0.0136%/8hC · 0.11Rquiet · fund neg · vol spike

UNI-0.0055%/8hB · 0.08Rvol spike · moved 24h

hot · cheap to trade

ONGA · 0.03Rhot · range top · rsi high

VELVETA · 0.03Rhot · range top · rsi high

STXA · 0.05Rhot · trend · moved 24h

VIRTUALA · 0.05Rhot · vol spike · rsi high

STORJA · 0.06Rfund neg · vol dead · range bottom

ZECB · 0.06Rfund hot · trend · moved 24h

LITB · 0.07Rtrend · moved 24h

FARTCOINB · 0.07Rfund hot · vol dead · trend

quiet · expensive to trade

ETHD · 1.08Rquiet · vol dead

BTCD · 0.83Rquiet · trend

XRPD · 0.69Rquiet · vol dead

LTCD · 0.67Rquiet · vol dead

SUID · 0.47Rquiet · range bottom · trend

XAUD · 0.42Rquiet · fund hot · range bottom

XLMD · 0.37Rquiet · vol dead · range bottom

TAOD · 0.36Rquiet · fund neg · vol dead

refused · 24h · 20

All candidates WATCH/AVOID timing (grade<B, conf<50) — routed to watchlist; Opus13

STORJUSDT: TRIGGER_NOT_PRINTED — plan recommendation is WATCH, no 15m close belo2

BICOUSDT: TRIGGER_NOT_PRINTED — plan=WATCH, no 15m rejection at 0.0196-0.0197 su2

ZROUSDT: TRIGGER_NOT_PRINTED — plan recommendation WATCH, price ~1.25% above the1

TRXUSDT: TRIGGER_NOT_PRINTED — plan recommendation WATCH, no 15m close reclaimin1

TRXUSDT: TRIGGER_NOT_PRINTED + EXTENSION_CHASE + COST_INVALID (1.0% stop inside 1

Every rule and its record on /tags; the same coins as cards on the desk; how R and cost are measured in the methodology.